Taking Care of Business

To cover the scenario, I am a 35 year old male living in a new house with my lovely wife and two kids, one whom is a 3-year-old and the other who is just an infant. My neighbors have a Harley-Davidson that they like to rev up and they also have five dogs that are obnoxiously loud. I’m fed up with the noise; my children can’t sleep because of how loud they are. Seeing how I would be the man of the house it would be my obligation to say something. My first reaction would want to punch the neighbors in the face, but let’s be realistic, my hands are lethal weapons. I don’t want a lawsuit so I’ll have to go with option two, which I might add is the premature option. I would approach them as a sophisticated, educated adult who can have a conversation of disagreement without aggression. Seeing that I’m extremely intimidating the neighbor would most likely apologize, bake me a cake, and put their dogs up for adoption, taking care of business.